I’m pretty sure I have emails from at least two of those people, asking me to help their kidnapped king.

Seriously, wtf is “mentally different”?

Thank you. It’s been playing in my head for a few weeks now.

I was recently with a guy who has “Blurred Lines” as his alarm-clock tune. Gob Bluth’s “I’ve made a huge mistake” came to mind. And boy, was I right.

She’s clearly wearing a padded garment underneath. You can see it, especially from the side on the left. The very bottom of her shorts extends beyond the padding so her leg looks slim; then as you move up, her hip suddenly becomes curvy in a disproportional way.

Yes, it’s like she’s holding a cardboard cutout of a dress.

Success! :-)

Oh? I’m much more lame in person. We’ll get along splendidly.

I can’t because you’re not following me! :-) How many new followers have you had in the last hour, gurl?!

Nope. Do you get email notifications when someone new follows you?

Ooh, I did...

Yes.

I think she’s confusing you with skahammer? You’ve never come off this way.

I’m in SF! I want meet up!

He really is.

This is one of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time.

You are? Prove it.

Yes, indeed :)

That can happen at any time, though!

That's actually one of the things I love about it.