Except for oral — that always works great and is super hot.

Thank you. The super-rapey "She says she won't? I bet she will" somehow escaped all our ears because we were too busy hating Robin Thicke.

She's not even a virgin and he STILL wants her? Wow, he really IS crazy!

you ARE.

you ARE.

Count me in as another birthday-gift convert. This stuff is amazing. I wish the small size was available for purchase.

Count me in as another birthday-gift convert. This stuff is amazing. I wish the small size was available for…

They hate Thicke so much, they let Pitbull — Pitbull — slide with the very rapey "She says she won't? I bet she will" on "Timber" which was also a big hit around the same time. Pitbull!

Not sure what Kylie has or hasn't done to her ass, but Khloe most certainly got the Kim K special and she managed to do it somehow while being even more in the limelight than Kylie. So they find a way.

I agree with you. Organic strawberries, even the frozen ones, taste and smell delightful. The rest are tasteless disappointments.

Well, they do have the same mother and team of stylists. And Kylie's resemblance to Khloe got stronger only after the former inflated her lips and went full Kardashian on the makeup; before that, they resembled each other mostly because of their height, which the Jenner sisters inherited from Bruce.

That's the story I'm familiar with and the only one I believe. They look almost identical, no one can deny that. And she sure as hell doesn't look anything like Robert Kardashian whom all his other kids, even Kim pre-surgeries, strongly resemble. You could say she just took after her mother, but that's not the case —…

Um, yes.

This was awful. Sorry, dude, I know you meant well.

I checked out his Twitter again, and a hospital worker posted this in response to one of his asshole pics. Before that, she said it was probably the worst case of prolapse she's seen, to which he replied, "Then you haven't seen MUCH!"

I doubt it interferes with walking, and I seriously don't think it can affect someone's ability to hold down a job. However, I imagine it's uncomfortable and painful at least some of the time — it certainly looks like it would be. And perhaps it does affect continence, who knows? The owner of this particular asshole…

Now that you mention the two-liter thing, I realize you did write about his butthole, but, probably because I'd yet to check out his Twitter, I think I ignored/dismissed it as another possible exaggeration on his part. And I haven't seen any of his own comments about it that you mentioned.

There's nothing wrong with it ... Mark, it's great that you're respecting this guy's feelings and don't want to be critical of him, but I must be living an extremely sheltered life if there is truly nothing wrong with it. But I guess my question should be: is a person born with an asshole like that or is it the…

It's the exact opposite with me. The spelling of his last name just seems incorrect to me for whatever reason. It reminds me of intentional douche misspellings of names, like "Jasen."

So you're okay with Garden State? Because dude needed to permanently shut up before that.

I'm guessing the current state of his asshole could be the result of many people (including him) fucking it in all sorts of unconventional ways when it was normal? I don't know. If it were a congenital problem, he would have probably addressed it, but he stays silent on the matter while still showing off his weird…

Thank you! Is there something you and I are missing here? Because it's not like Mark hasn't looked at this guy's Twitter — it's mentioned in the post. I have no idea what level of assault (no pun intended) turns your asshole into that, but I am surprised the editors writing about this guy haven't mentioned it. On his…