I love talking about myself but I feel really bad about it, so people who ask tons of questions are a godsend.

Hands: The Original Egg Cups

I’m forever in debt

What if I want to find real love with someone other than Shannon Salzberg? I mean, she sounds great, but she’s going to be awful busy.

Is she a bad person and I don’t know it? What are all of those things you typed? Are they good people? Is it part of an internet chain letter? So confused.

Also looks like halloumi!

He also sleeps naked according to the news. I still never got that story out of my head.

I wondered about that too—are they softer than “white” brush bristles, or larger (insert tasteless penis joke here...insert.), or the ones that don’t have a handle and you hold them by the sides?

Not just beverages. That’s a lot of everything. Not just for 13 minutes, but for a fucking week.

It’s the cases of Snapple, Gatorade and Fiji Water that get me. How big is the entourage that he travels with? I think he just stocked his pantry for the Memorial Day weekend.

It’s a little known fact that his stage name is based on his deodorant consumption.

I agree. I don’t like people who treat service staff badly, or who bring pointless nuisance lawsuits, but she had a signed contract for these things so I don’t understand why the hotel would think she shouldn’t get them.

Honestly, while it would’ve been nice to know she understood her luck in the lottery of life, I can’t really hate on her either.

How dare she push for something that she was contractually entitled to, how dare she. I’m sure she probably was an asshole in other ways, but I’m on her side in not letting them slide on those ones.

slut shaming is bad, unless it’s kim kardashian because el oh el reasons.

Please don’t call me or anyone like me “mentally different.”

How do I fix the part where I’m ugly at any angle or lighting?