I live in the US and want to buy this. I don’t think I can from that site.

I love talking about myself but I feel really bad about it, so people who ask tons of questions are a godsend.

Hands: The Original Egg Cups

Alright fine. I’ll admit I’m heading over to buy this right now. I don’t know under what circumstances I’ll don such fine attire, but I feel like I can’t afford NOT to buy at this price.

I’m forever in debt

What if I want to find real love with someone other than Shannon Salzberg? I mean, she sounds great, but she’s going to be awful busy.

Is she a bad person and I don’t know it? What are all of those things you typed? Are they good people? Is it part of an internet chain letter? So confused.

Also looks like halloumi!

Absolutely.

These sketches were really just an opportunity for Will Ferrell to get everyone else to break, but they always cracked me up!

Incident report:

Aw man let poor Ken be. He doesn’t deserve this. It’s all fun and games till Thiel comes after your ass on bone’s behalf. And then you know what happens? No rice cooker

He also sleeps naked according to the news. I still never got that story out of my head.

I wondered about that too—are they softer than “white” brush bristles, or larger (insert tasteless penis joke here...insert.), or the ones that don’t have a handle and you hold them by the sides?

Not just beverages. That’s a lot of everything. Not just for 13 minutes, but for a fucking week.

It’s the cases of Snapple, Gatorade and Fiji Water that get me. How big is the entourage that he travels with? I think he just stocked his pantry for the Memorial Day weekend.

It’s a little known fact that his stage name is based on his deodorant consumption.

How do I fix the part where I’m ugly at any angle or lighting?