One of my wife’s facebook friends shared a story this weekend about her abortion experience.
I used to instruct First Aid for the military, and hold an EMR certificate. Every training course I still use this to remember the compression rate. (I’ve been very fortunate to not need to perform CPR in a real world situation).
Tough question!!! Honestly, I had the pregnancy and labour from hell. When moms “bond through their birth stories” I always go last cause I know I will win in a competition that really really sucks. Woohoo!
Dude, I kinda had over the top showers. I didn’t mean to (I mean, I had no hand in planning them). But I wasn’t supposed to be able to have kids, we were turned down for foster care & adoption, and then by some miracle had to window to try for pregnancy, had a miscarriage and then ended up pregnant and it was the…
The most over-the-top baby shower I’ve ever been to was in a rented mansion, decorated in specific colours (not Pantone, but still), catered by two different restaurants, had an open bar with six different types of brown liquor, a selfie spot, a table with a wall of presents about six feet high, and all the women…
This is pretty amazing. I wish I could have seen her face the first time baby had a blow out on all the precious 14-1219 tcx stuff.
I worked at a huge furniture company with a team of about 12 receptionists. There were a few older ladies and one had never been married and was already in her 50's so we knew she was never going to have children but she got an adorable white shitzu puppy. We decided to throw her a surprise puppy shower. Everything…
Woo! I’ve got one! So, this chick was the SiL of my best friend, and when the baby shower invites get around, my best friend *begged* me to go because “jesus christ Heathens, this bitch is insane and I need a damn witness”
Speaking of baby showers... About two weeks ago I went out to dinner with my mom, and asked her if she would hold a baby shower for me. She said no, resulting in LOTS of tears and hurt feelings on my part (eventually she was better able to articulate why and now I completely understand and am not hurt at all). After…
Upstairs, with her husband.
I AM TOTALLY WINNING THIS ONE.
That sounds awful, but I’m glad everything turned out OK. This illustrates what a co-worker of mine, of Greek origin, once told me, that they don’t believe in baby showers before the baby is born in case something goes wrong. Makes sense.
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Okay, this was not over the top, but I bet I can take the cake for most pathetic baby shower. My twins had just been born super early and in dire condition. They were the size of squirrels and ensconced in the NICU unable to breathe on their own, but my aunt insisted on going through with the shower she had planned. I…
It’s a lonely planet that everyone ignores. Billy wants attention and even though he’s got a dozen ways to spin this story, Fox News isn’t returning his calls.
When I was 15 I was at my aunt’s baby shower and an old woman in the buffet line told me I was next.
The time a certain relative got so upset about a younger sibling getting pregnant first that she decided to get pregnant as well. During the shower.
drink his own semen at a baby shower.
Because I have had a very long day and I inexplicably forgot how these work, I sat here for a long time wondering how in the world Lantern of Hope managed to drink his own semen at a baby shower.