It’s like if we had a Secretary of Defense and he released a statement out of the blue last night saying “After consulting with all of the members of NATO, the UN Security Council, and the leaders of G-20 nations, we are confident we can handle any invasion of extraterrestrial origin.”
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Trump decided to hitch his star to the performance of the stock market, most likely in the face of all advice not to do so because of this. So, like most of his shitty half-baked ideas, he’s going to have to own this one.
C’mon, he’s obviously talking about as opposed to all those times he headed south with eleven long-haired friends of the universe in a chartreuse microbus. Making a rule to stop at every place with a sign that says “Eat” to distribute daisy chains and rap with the locals. Getting “married” to a girl named Indigo, with…
No, we're not. Please invade. Halp.
Oh hey....very nice of you to check up on us. You guys are great neighbors.
I’ve become very good at muting my car radio, and screaming “ALEXA FUCKING MUTE!!!”. I can’t stand to see, hear or read him. It’s a bit problematic because I’m on the advisory board for my local NPR station and while I try to listen to it rather constantly, his voice makes me snap immediately. Fortunately it is an…
I can’t stand to let my eyeballs touch them.
Ms. Bowers is a treasure:
A little OT, and I feel for Maria or whoever has to run the fort over the holidays, but... Could we also get an open thread for maybe ‘sad Christmas’? I know there are a LOT of people here with really toxic families, or just had shitty years. Maybe we could get an open thread post for general: “Wow! I have been…
Yeah, shutdown is all blah blah blah, inconvenience and then everyone gets back pay. Not to say that people don’t suffer — especially those who have to wait for payment, those who live paycheck to paycheck — but as a government employee spouse this is NOT AT ALL unexpected, because we’ve been through this before,…
(Sigh)
‘cooked the books on ISIS intelligence’ ???!!? What is this soggy alphabet casserole???
I swear to all that is kj;adjgkljdka;gj!!!! I scroll past the tweets because I can’t even bear to read his bullshit, but how can there be THAT MANY? He literally does nothing but have fucking meltdowns on Twitter. Sweet fucking holy hell.
It’s been a year of yearlong weeks.
“I’ve done more damage to ISIS than all recent presidents....not even close!”
“I didn’t know there was gonna be a quiz!”
“From Congress, I would ask for wall,” she said during the hearing. “We need wall.”