this comment gave me the weirdest bonair

Thank you! Everything is horrible, but my take away from this is she was touched by HIM. The fucking horrible monster touched my dearly beloved Megan (albeit in Karen character), and recoiled (and he kissed her TWICE).

Nancy Pelosi this afternoon: “[so many of this administration’s] leaders have left in dismay, and the rest have all left in disgrace.”

The Trumperors New Wall

I’ve heard it suggested that he should just announce at one of his rallies that the wall is already built. His followers believe everything he says, so they’ll be happy, and we’ll save 5 billion dollars. 

Megan Mullally looks SO uncomfortable

If you’re interested in learning more about how fucking nuts Scientology is, I cannot recommend Going Clear more. Even if only 1/10th of what is in the story is true, it is still the most batshit thing I have ever read. 10 out of 10- Would hail Xenu again.

It’s a miscavige of justice!

pretty sure they just heard her through that tinny weak intercom at the front door:

“Jezebel is a feminist website,” Riffer adds in his letter. “It should not be a tool to allow one woman (Remini) to harass another woman (Mrs. Miscavige), her husband and her religion.”

There’s really only one appropriate response to his demand:

At one point, Trump began tweeting on his own, a moment that McConney likened to “the moment in ‘Jurassic Park’ when Dr. Grant realized that velociraptors could open doors,” he told Politico. “I was like, ‘Oh no.’”

Makes you question our current knowledge of ancient civilisations - was it really their dominate religion, or just a really active small cult?!

“His words are etched on stainless steel plates which are held in titanium boxes filled with inert gases, and then stored in the underground vaults...”

I still get pissed - genuinely pissed - at the mere sound of his voice. I hear him on the news in that raspy bray and just ... ugh, man.

I cannot even read them. I think I’m physically incapable at this point. Haven’t heard his voice in over 2 years, either — I go flailing to immediately turn off whatever media source emits it. Seriously. Denial or just sheer mental self-protection?

Evil never dies. He’s gonna live till he’s 98 and will look like fat bastard. 

Not an hour goes by where I don’t marvel in sheer disbelief that this man is the President of the United States.

This is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez doing so many videos about how Congress works isn’t just genius branding, it’s a public service. Lazy, greedy politicians like these have been getting away with very little work on the taxpayers’ dime because of a lack of transparency, and because prior to Donald too few people were…

I think Trump is irrational enough to shut down the government. Like my mother, his baseline is chaos, disruption, anger, and victim-hood, and making people worried, upset and unhappy is his happy place. And the dumb Republicans will support his lunacy, for they have no other way, right now.