This makes a tiny bit of sense in this whole cluster fuck. I can’t believe that every police force in the country doesn’t have a PR (or whatever is equivalent) person saying, “Guys, seriously, if there’s no chance of you acting like decent human beings, for the love of god, just stop making us look bad.” But if it’s…

Why thank you! Obscure 30 Rock reference FTW

Oh man, I can’t decide if that’s my favorite or at the very end when he says, “How can I get a hold of you? Email?” Aaand I’m dead

This is terrifying and further confirms that never riding a horse was and is a good decision.

In the epically-bad-but-turned-out-okay category: On a study abroad trip, we had one day in London, and two friends and I accepted an offer for a random dude to drive us around the city. We knew it was a had idea and my one friend said he would stick a pen in the dude’s neck if he tried anything. But it was totally…

My immediate reaction:

Syriana! Angels in America! He’s amazing. If anyone only knows him from Hunger Games, they are missing out

Dude, who isn’t in that movie?? That clip was insane, definitely need to watch this one again.

Do it! Ziggy Stardust will always been #1 for me, but there’s just something about Hunky Dory. And I always wonder who that producer/engineer is at the beginning of the song who doesn’t know how to pronounce “Warhol.” (I’m sure I could Google it but I’d rather sit back 45 years later and judge him harshly)

(PS— I can’t tell you how long I’ve been waiting to properly use that gif. Thank you for giving me the perfect opportunity. Crispin is a close second, but, I mean, come on.)

I could not agree more. Also one of his best songs.

This was absolutely the correct one to post.

Society fed me a lot of lies about what college was going to be like, but letting me think that dorms were a big fun place where you meet tons of friends you keep forever was one of the worst.

Oh man, I’ve never listed them all in one place!

It’s not just the photos! I know moms who post public updates on their kids having trouble with bullies or learning how to pop pimples... They think they’re being cute or insightful or something, but could you imagine being a kid and having that broadcast out into the world forever? Photos are definitely a bigger…

Quick unsolicited tip: make sure your husband gets his leave request/approval in writing beforehand. My husband did the same thing, saved up his PTO, and was very clear with everyone that he was taking 10 days off when Lil Nerdballs was born. Naturally, after the first five, his work starts calling him repeatedly,…

“WHY!!! WHY!!!"

My friends and I used to smoke in my friend’s car in a church parking lot after school. Don’t know why we thought this was a good idea, the church was right off a main road and even though we parked behind the building, it still looked crazy suspicious that we were the only car there. One day we were settling in and,…