For a long time, when I read transcripts of his answers, I assumed something was lost in typing it out. Like, he can’t possibly sound that insane and still be at it. Then I actually saw a video of him speaking. Horrifying, on so many levels.

Me too! And I refuse to accept that I’m wrong

It’s been a decade for me, too. I had these “friends” in college who were super into coke for a while, and when I did some with them, it wasn’t bad, not like what I remembered from the one or two times I did it in high school. But then my boyfriend, who was a drug dealer at the time, brought us some real stuff, and I…

Ooh, that happened to my husband one time. He ate some sort of gummy before we got on a plane and as soon as they shut the doors and started pressurizing, all the color drained from his face and he started sweating bullets and almost fainted. He was okay a few minutes later, but it was kinda scary

That’s probably all it is, just your brain getting away from you. I find that lately I can’t even go on a quick hike by myself without thinking about falling down a cliff, breaking my arm, etc. Totally irrational and something that never would have phased me a few years ago. I’m sure everything will be fine, and…

I am! They’re pretty solid all the way around. And the food at the brewery is, too. It’s funny that they used to be the bottom of the barrel not too long ago (or so I’ve heard from natives, I’ve only been here a couple years)

Yay Rhinegeist! I’m drinking a Moerlein Third Wave IPA myself. Not too shabby

This officially broke my brain. Everything is meaningless.

Well, it’s illegal Burton, I know that.

Those are beautiful! We’ve had a few good tomatoes and zucchini survive, but our garden has mostly gone to shit. Too hot, too dry, then too wet, plus lots of invasives coming from our neighbor’s yard... one of these years I’ll stay on top of it all season...

They are??? Praise Cheesus, I’m so sick of skinny jeans!!!

I’m forever gray, but I just had to add on to the Gawker lamemtations. I haven’t been here since the beginning like some, but I’ve been here almost every day since 2010. It took me years to work up the nerve to create a burner, then even longer to finally post anything. Now that it’s gone I’m sad that I didn’t try to…

Yay jeans! I didn’t realize how much I missed them until I could wear them again. My son’s 3, and between the time I was pregnant and now, I think waists got a lot higher, and now all my pre-baby jeans fit weird compared to new ones. But, you know, lady clothes, can’t ever keep things consistent

MOTHS OH GOD we have an infestation in our pantry and even though I threw so much out, there are still stragglers and I’m just overwhelmed.

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I could watch this special all day every day.

Of all the perfect gifs posted here, this one is the perfect-est. Bless you.

3 am?!?! Yikes, poor pup, and poor you!! I can enjoy a good firework display (I guess...) but I’ll never understand the desire to light explosives in close proximity to, like, anything, no matter how cool they look. That shit is scary, even if you’re not an animal.

Same here! Our one cat is permanently traumatized after some kids though it would be hilarious to set off firecrackers right outside out garden level apartment windows. This was years ago and she’s still a mess this time of year. Ugh, it’s been nonstop all week and somehow our neighbors are STILL blowing things up!

Totally want that shirt.