Which raises the question: why does, the biggest asshole, not simply eat the other assholes?

Oh no! Uzbeks have drunk my battery fluid!

Murfy get iPhone X

How in the hell is this not called Duck Cunt?

But what if Nancy Drew was set in space? The Secret of the Old Clock could be that it’s off by twelve minutes due to relativistic time dilation.

No, Joey Molland is still alive. He wrote a lot of their songs.

Yeah, everyone knows you drink 190 proof vodka neat!

I think you mean “that sweet Beggar’s Canyon sound”.

That sweet Laurel Canyon sound never went away!

I could understand Teller not wanting to say anything, but Penn? For shame!

Just like the Trade Federation!

I wouldn’t be surprised, though, if Rackstraw turned out to be Doobie Keebler.

Why doesn’t Ross, the largest Will and/or Grace, simply eat the other Wills and Graces?

Tired: Brady Bunch reboot

Nice.

Oh my God! THE AV CLUB HAS DISBANDED!

Well it makes sense that Karl Rove will be there, after all, his science IS pretty tight:

I dunno, Fallon?

I’m guessing Barsanti doesn’t like Talking Heads, either.

The disk is floppy. It’s only the plastic container that houses the disk that’s rigid.