Were NBC executives also concerned that Ross, despite being the largest Friend, did not eat the other Friends?

You’ll be getting plenty of Community notifications when you’re LIVING in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

I’m going to need a “shit just got real” count before I commit to seeing this.

All these examples are nothing compared to Max Headroom – that takes place just 20 minutes into the future! Boy, did THAT one age fast!

“Apparently, chimps spend six hours a day chewing; American children spend less than two.”

Is he Hank Azaria’s non-union Azerbaijani equivalent?

Indeed!

How about “rad chilies”?

Stand up for yourself, Poindexter!

RIP Ass Volodymyr.

Not really; there wouldn’t be any mystery, since we already know that Riker is Number One.

I guess it’s true what they say: if you remember Woodstock 50, you weren’t really there.

When you just a screenplay

Yeah, the article was corrected without that correction being noted. Fortunately, former AV Club notable ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER has a screenshot of the original text:

It’s an even weirder boast when you consider this:

Counterpoint: Beady Eye music, mate.

Change the channel, Marge!

It’s this:

Sounds fishy to me.