That reminds me of my favorite:

“I’ll yell so loud, the whole country will hear!”
“Ahaha - with a man in the White House? Not likely!”

Ooh, Portrait! Sounds classy! 

SNL did some great sketches that made fun of the amount of different versions being made. The one from PBS was called, “Masterpiece Theatre: House of Buttafuoco” (pronounced “Budda-foco”) and the one from BET was called, “Amy Fisher: One Messed-Up Bitch”.

I was a big fan of Homer S: Portrait of an Ass Grabber.

I preferred SNL’s take on the Amy Fisher movies, from “The House Of Buttofuoco” which was the BBC version of the event, to the BET one, where Ellen Cleghorne played Fisher to Chris Rock’s Mary Buttofuoco.

I met Angela in real life at a convention and gave her a book of cat comics, she was thrilled. She’s a lovely person.

Was anyone else at least somewhat disappointed that Dolph Lundgren ended up playing John Thundergun and not Dr. Dolph Lundgren, Crime Solver?

Which one is this from? If it’s from 3 then it was never acceptable 

The story surrounding that strip is kind of funny. The Goodall Institute wrote a nasty letter to Larson about it, but when Larson tried to reach Goodall to apologize, he found out she knew nothing about it. When she did see it, she thought it was funny and she later wrote an introduction to one of his collections.

So we’re just going to dismiss the possibility that Jane Goodall was the apes’ “Helen of Troy”?

So chimpanzees invented, um, gorilla war?

No way. Dee in the bathroom as an ostrich!

I would not be dismayed if all of this Jesse-focused stuff in the trailer was misdirection for what turns out to be a Badger and Skinny Pete version of Rozencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead. 

His original plan was to just keep driving, to fulfill his need for speed, but it turned out no one was interested in that.

I doubt they’ll do anything supernatural.

Given that they seem to have shot this movie mostly in secret, and that therefore it’s probably a pretty small production, what are the odds that this whole movie is Jesse in the El Camino talking to ghosts from his past (Walt, Mike, Jane, potentially Andrea, etc.)? Like a one man play.

There are also a million ways for you to man the hell up and quit pissing yourself over petty little things like this.

Don’t you enjoy singing along loudly to the theme song? ;-)

“What part of Mom is the fancy?”