What is Accountz Payabo, bitches?

"69 new emoji"

Shaq Fu is probably a better strategy to defeat ISIS than anything Trump's got.

Funny points are the tool of the devil! My posts get 40 upvotes to the Simpsons reference, and that's the way I likes it!

Guanaco and settle this outside?

Look on my firsts, ye mighty, and despair!

Not just the incidental music, though – Jerry Reed, too.

Or replace them with the laugh track from Scooby Doo.

King's Quest from Sierra Entertainment

GEORGE BUSH DOES NOT CARE ABOUT BLACK BOTS

Woo hah! Got me Lucky Charms in check!

And why does Trudeau, the largest world leader, not simply eat the other world leaders?

CockTails! Woo-oo!

DuckTales party at Andy Tuttle's place!

He may have Yukon madness, but that's no excuse for Yukon rudeness.

I hate to say it, but Trump is right. 2017 will be the worst year yet.

But what about all the commenters who are power bottoms?

There was an error in the clue about the man-eating cat. The clue asked for the species to which the cat that ate seven people in 2014 belonged, and Todd correctly answered "tiger". Trebek then asked Todd to be more specific, which he shouldn't have. The Bengal tiger is one of the subspecies of tiger, and the question…

So it's like eBay Platinum Reserve?

Unless Tango & Cash is simultaneously rated "M", this is complete bullshit.