This mashup of supercuts shows why Trump's thigh gap is problematic

So Mixed Nuts is the CBS of movies, huh?

"Fortunately for us all, the press is not a child that can be distracted by something shiny." [citation needed]

FUCK YEAH THAT WIDE

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Are you telling me that people from Omsk Oblast never shit on Tomsk Oblast?

#Downvoted

Straightforward from here:

Stupid presidents need the most attention.

I misread that last bit as "like antimatter or at least fiction", which is actually pretty close to the mark.

BATS AREN'T BUGS

He's still around – he's EvelKareebel.

"Me and Coolio Down by the School Yard"

"No one should be a cock to a stranger, ever!"

It's called an Ł.

"Now I am become Darth Darth Binks, destroyer of childhoods."

The $1000 clue in the French Animals category was all kinds of wrong. The clue was asking you what the English word for "merle" was. A "merle" is a blackbird, but it's the European kind, which is actually a kind of thrush. The picture they showed, on the other hand, was a North American species, the Red-winged…

But that all-black outfit made her look like a crow!

James I was Protestant – it's James II who was Catholic.

What if Flintstones still today?