I misread that last one as "'killer parents' thriller Mom And Dead." I think that's a better title.

JESUS CHRIST WHY IS THIS THE THIRD ARTICLE THIS WEEK ABOUT DIPPIN DOTS

Go jump back up your mother, America!

It's not un-American only if the President is a secret Kenyan Muslim socialist.

I can't wait to see how clean it is!

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Josh Leith

I've been getting a "banned from the AV Club" message for over a week! I get it everywhere with my AV Club account, and in Firefox with my Disqus account – my only option for posting is to use my Disqus account in Chrome. What the hell is going on?

Hey man, sometimes you've just got to get that Number One post.

Austria was detached from Germany by the Allies in 1945. 1955 is the year when the Allied occupation of Austria ended.

Why does that one horse have parasites?

I'm a bit surprised someone who was such a timid DD wagerer managed to bet so perfectly on FJ. And I'm glad he won – Amanda's how-my-husband-proposed story was one of the dullest I'd ever head on Jeopardy, and I wasn't looking forward to hearing any more of her stories.

And you may ask yourself, wtf is starz lol
And you may ask yourself, how much fuck Gwyneth Paltrow?

Ah, thanks, I wasn't aware of those studies!

And now we know why Trebek didn't reply with "Sucks to your asma!" when that one contestant got "miasma" in the "Derived from the Greek" category - it would have given FJ away.

I got it right away, but then, my class did watch the movie when we covered the book in Grade 11 English class. Though the clue did give quite a bit of information - fat kid, glasses, and the fact that he wrote "spectacles" tells you it's a British kid, not an American.

That Early Humanoids one is incorrect, as it's clearly going for "Neanderthal", but the most recently extinct human species is Homo floresiensis - unless there's a pejorative meaning to "hobbit" that I'm not aware of.

"Mirab, setting a course for the Mutara Nebula at Warp Five."

The Haggis Not Eaten

I ALSO have Jay S's last-fraction-of-a-second undying respect. Up top!

Gallant praises The Boxmasters' songs.
Goofus asks Tom Petty that.