So soft.

What's the sound of one Kraft werking?

"So, what's the answer? Ban all music? In this reporter's opinion, the answer, sadly, is yes."

I'm not at all sure that Bernie being a self-identified socialist would have been much of a liability. The people who voted for Trump have been calling Obama a socialist for the past eight years, and clearly at least some of the people who voted for Trump last night voted for Obama the last two times. Would any of…

I mean, with time, his funk level could…

But Lieberman's got the Joementum!

"Taste the horny, Michael."

50 Cent?

Someone should write a movie about how the idea of an origin story came to be. Charlie Kaufman, say.

Oppa, grandma style!

Yeah, me too.

Yup, me too.

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMS

This looks like the current design for Slate, i.e., utterly baffling.

This was my immediate reaction: