every day brings us closer to the inevitable Anna Kendrick backlash, does anyone remember how all of the internet loved Jennifer Lawrence this time last year

Mariah. Your Vegas show game is on fleek flake!

Her shows/tours are notoriously boring and prone to cancellation. I feel bad for fans that spent money to get to Vegas, but honestly this is not surprising. And while her comment was a brilliant bit of shade, you know who is notoriously magnificent at putting on a great show & almost never cancels a show? Madonna.

Yes.

“Trouser snakes. Ugh. Why does it always have to be trouser snakes?”
-IndiAnna Jones and the Ceiling of Glass

I like Tracie Egan Morrissey, but anyone willing to spend thousands to see Mariah needs to re-evaluate.

I agree. He seems to like to use the supposed prejudices of others to justify the fact that he’s a racist dick.

I would be a much bigger supporter of our government if they did do this, however.

I do not want commercials to remind me of how gross we all are once or twice a day

WHY DO WE HAVE SO MANY DOLLAR COINS THIS IS RIDICULOUS

He was an absolute complete nutjob in every sense. I don’t think I have seen such a childish, idiotic dickwad on tv before or since. He is about as amusing as malaria. And I hate hate hate that he made me side with Katie ‘Tabloid Fascist’ Hopkins on more than one incident. That is unforgivable.

I think JFK is on the 50 cent piece.

I am a fellow haver of gay male sex and for me, getting to bang it out right when I wake up is always THE BEST. It may not happen as often, but when it does, it’s just the bee’s knees. The phrase “morning wood” never stopped being a serious reality for me.

Amy Schumer is a gorgeous gal in her 20s and is a size six and you’re here comparing her to mid-40s, balding, beer-gutted Louis CK? Jesus CHRIST.

You get -100 points for claiming that Amy Schumer and Louis CK are somewhere on the same spectrum of body types.

Tyra Banks was never fat or not incredibly attractive at any point in her life. Amy Schumer is reasonable fit and has an average build. I don’t know of anyone going on about wanting to fuck Queen Latifah or Lena Dunham, but that’s interesting that you think that.