Ugh. Dictionary trolling is the worst.

Would if he got rid of the creepy facial hair. I cannot get down with that wispy mustache.

flip on "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails and proceed to do a sex dance floor routine like some kind of crazed fuck beast.

Yeah, don't you just HATE bitchy little queens?

I'm glad to say she is now embracing the peen

Oh, tell me you're not serious.

There's a difference between being cavalier and being informed - knowing how much something would cost you does not make you careless. (If anything, the opposite is true.)

Maybe they alway trot out the President of the Academy but having Cheryl Boone Isaacs come out last night to toot the horn of the Academy felt like egregious pandering. "See?? Our president is a black woman, we can't be racist sexists!!"

Oh, shut the fuck up. You know damn well what Kara and others are talking about and, if you don't, go pick up a damn book.

Not without a green card joke being thrown in (by everyone's favorite woman-beating white guy) for good measure, though

So confused. I'm a WoC...should I stop fighting for women or people of color? Or should I only fight for women of color? Or, like, should I be out there rallying for the cause of overweight, biracial women who are 6 foot tall?

You know women can also be minorities or gay...right? Or even worse...BOTH!

Ignored and disrespected? She has millions of white women rah rah rahing right now about her speech.

Dash will never be in Arquette's position as an award winner so her weighing in is like a mermaid telling me how to walk to work.

But it's specifically called Irish coffee because it's alcoholic. You know, like the Irish.

volunteered her time for Haiti

Sometimes Twitter IS perfection.

In this instance, you and the point are like 2 ships passing in the night.

Better to have sluttyass hands, than slutty asshands.

Just came here to make sure my 2 faves took the top 2 spots. Good job, Jez. As you were.