ADULTOSAUR in: THE ACADEMY PERSON

I absolutely love it. Compared to QAF it's "boring:" no one's parents are throwing them out of the house, no one's getting laid every single night... It's very much a "slice of life." Others interpret this as nothing happening, but there are definitive arcs. It is *barely* more diverse than QAF (very slightly less…

And that's the real fear, not looking good.

It doesn't require magazine articles, this exact thing will be happening in the comments within the half hour.

Just read this article, what you described is not racism. Please do not ever say you admit your white privilege because you are not even close to admitting or understanding it.

I am sorry that hearing about racism is so tiring for you as a white person.

Well, frequently those situations crop up when police deal with white people. And often- though certainly not always, its far more often than with minorities- the situation is deescalated and the white person gets arrested or let go with a warning and conspicuously few bullet holes in their shirt. This is including in…

where in the text of any personal essay does a reader ever read I AM A PERFECT PERSON; MY LIFE STORY IS UNEQUIVOCALLY THE RIGHT THING FOR EVERYONE ELSE TO DO

I can only consume milk with cookies and I can only consume milk-soaked cookies.

Counterpoint: Milk is delicious.

I like to call it "Romantic"

My divorce package included two jet skis, a stainless steel outdoor barbeque and an all paid three day trip to sunny acapulco! Wait, that was the price is right. Actually I am pretty sure I was never on the price is right. I consumed a lot of drugs and alcohol during my divorce.

OH GOD ITS TOO LATE

Dear Josie: You are my hero.

NOPE! I've been saying this for months!

i hope the universe gives the brave bruce jenner all the positive energy it has for important things...

"After enduring 22 years of marriage—many spent in the spotlight—to a man who desperately wanted to be a woman,"

Am I the only one who thinks this kid seems like a creep?

#leaveBrucealone