Have you actually been on the site? Because I keep clicking around and keep getting more tips on how to keep kids safe. I'm not seeing under "window safety" that you should install window guards, but if you don't you should have bought our insurance for your dead kid. Under the "choking and strangulation" section I'm…

Not tender enough. Cook it till it is more tender.

this is it. this is the one. here we go.

You can stop now, Midwestern Christians are not an oppressed group.

*Blasts BarnBurner* I don't know why I keep tripping on this particular viewpoint, but I have seen it enough to get irritated at the very mention of it.

If I were to ever run into another feminist that did not recognize that men are also victims of domestic violence, I would be very quick to give her / him the talk.…

*and he has gained soooo much weight*

Pearl-clutching game on fleek.

I'm willing to bet that Eutopia's enemies - in other contexts - would be quick to tell you how much they value freedom and limited government intervention.

Why don't you jam the most sensitive part of your body into a tight fitted pouch and see how you fucking like it bitch

Did you PubMed?

Yeah, the real impetus was the posters prepared by the MTA and the outrageous complaints from the men who could not imagine how they might sit otherwise. Especially the 'scientific' explanations (see 'batwing' boy and his calves above) offered up for their behavior. That's what Kristen is satirizing.

Counterpoint: Tons and tons of dudes manage to sit with their legs a reasonable distance apart on the train. Or - gasp! - even with their legs crossed!

So...it's a hassle for men to take those 30 extra seconds to put powder or antiperspirant on themselves while running to work? Maybe try waking up 30 seconds earlier, or wear better underwear. There are so many solutions that don't impede on other's ability to sit on the train.

HAHAHAH

Women get itchy and sweaty too. It doesn't entitle us to take up 2-3 seats doing a plié all the way to work.

YOU'RE STILL NOT GETTING IT.

Sounds science-y, but if your testicles are touching your calves, I think you have bigger problems than bat wings. :)

There are people who think masturbation in a relationship constitutes cheating. Most of us refer to those people as "complete fucking lunatics."

I'm down for whatever, as long as I don't wake up to a flurry of twat mist in a forest of cock shafts.

"Good luck with that."