Racism isn't just "White people don't like black people," though. "White like black people as long as they're willing to forgive all the unforgivable shit white people do" is another kind of racism, and that's clearly the message Driving Miss Daisy is sending. "We'll give you a space at the table as long as you don't…

ALL THESE SPARSE EYEBROWS ARE RUINING EVERYTHING

FUCKING THIS HOW IS THAT OK OMFG

Zoned parking is so different from owning a parking space that I can't believe you're trying to make that comparison. Zoned parking enables you to park legally in a particular neighborhood or on a particular street, not reserve a particular space. Now, if Indianapolis for some insane reason has an ordinance that…

No. If I clean out a space in front of my house, it's mine to park in.

Dibs is illegal. End of story. Also, I live in Chicago, and though it has snowed, it hasn't snowed enough for people to have to truly dig out spaces yet. There are people who will try and call dibs after a dusting of snow.

When I lived in Chicago, I used to drive around claiming any useful items people would leave in "their" parking spaces. You left that chair in a public street all day? Sorry, chump, that means it's not yours anymore.

There was a controversial method of breast augmentation a while back... string implants (actually polypropylene) that cause irritation to the breast tissue creating a fluid buildup, creating engorged breasts. I'm guessing this is what she's had done, since it is the preferred method of gigando-boob models.

That may be a generational perception. Jessica Lange was a big star and household name in the 80s, but kind of disappeared from major movies around the 90s- as do most women the day they hit 40.

I terminated a very wanted pregnancy at 26 weeks gestation in June. My daughter had a genetic duplication and abnormalities that would have ensured that her life was brief and painful, had she even survived the rest of pregnancy and birth. If I was not extremely privileged to have excellent health insurance and enough…

So, boil boyfriends dick? Excellent.

Why is spring?

I'll actually be celebrating a one year anniversary of my big day of quit on the 13th of this month....it wasn't a job I quit though. I was in a very toxic and emotionally abusive marriage for 19 years, which fueled my hereditary alcoholism....making me pretty damn miserable to the point of going to sleep at night…

My balls fit in a guy's mouth on the regular. They don't need that much room.

A restaurant is a place of conviviality and exists to serve patrons.

Part of my job is organizing conferences and conventions where we often provide, if not meals, at least snacks and coffee breaks. I don't know how it's happened but somewhere along the line, I became the "food accommodation" expert. Our registration forms and follow ups all request disclosure on any accommodations…

yeah no.

A restaurant is a business that sells prepared food. If you are over 2 years old, you are expected to order food and drinks from the menu, not bring your own unless the restaurant has specifically posted that this is allowed (as at some places that allow you to bring your own alcohol). If you want to bring your own…

OMG HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE THO

No one is denying that sparky. They were also police officers who knew fully well getting shot is an occupational hazard, whereas getting murdered by the police for existing isn't an occupational hazard for black Americans despite what bigots would have you believe.