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viciouslies
viciouslies
I can't decide whether I'm more sad or oddly impressed that this is the hill on which you've chosen to die.
Congratulations, this is the most boring comment in the history of comments.
"Divorce is always good news. I know that sounds weird, but it's true because no good marriage has ever ended in divorce. That would be sad. If two people were married and ... they just had a great thing and then they got divorced, that would be really sad. But that has happened zero times." - Louis CK
Hahahahahahahaha *tears*
"...you might just have to accept that you married the wrong person, that "just love" didn't pan out either."
People should be angry.
Of all of the really stupid comments in the grays that I read because I hate myself, I want to single this one out because I think it's truly a monumental achievement in tone-deafness to imagine that young black men are being more detrimentally affected by sympathetic Deadspin articles than by being MURDERED.
NO ONE WATCHES LIVE TV ANYMORE, GRANDMA, YOU CATCH THE FUCK UP!
Wow. Way to be a dick.
This is just fucking ridiculous. Be AWARE, at least. It hasn't even been 24 hours. Don't be a dick - you know it was fucked up.
Not everyone has the privilege of cable and the ability to watch a show as it airs live. I'm sorry I'm too poor to afford cable, so I have to wait 24 hours to stream a show. I hate to be one of those OMG!PRIVILEGE people, but this was really shitty.
Not cool, man.
Edit: never mind. Just repeating what others have said. Still, re spoilers etiquette, I don't think it's your readers who need to "catch the fuck up".
Yeah, I'm usually very careful about where I read to avoid spoilers so I don't have to be that spoilers guy, but this is fucking ridiculous, Jezebel. Like honestly. I've been watching this shitty show for seven fucking years to have you people ruin it for me? I haven't been on twitter, or facebook, or morning after,…
*I'll* be the OMG SPOILERS person:
Dayton is definitely in the running for Ohio's worst, which is saying something because I'm from Toledo - the city appearing on pretty much every list of America's shittiest cities.
you are a dumb idiot