Can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me.

It’s more of train than a gangbang.

Dog bless Cher and Bette Midler — constantly trashing reactionary assholes on Twitter.

Jim Halpert was never a feminist.

Fine people, both sides, etc.

I think the term “useful idiot” may have some validity here.

Well you get the dumb-ass of the day award

This woman truly gives vapid, bubble-headed, bottle-blond, impossibly lacquered, veneered, entitled, ignorant, naive Republican women a bad name.

yeah so, i donated $69 yesterday. which is the sex number.

Mine are all breakfast foods. Biscuits with sausage gravy. Waffle House hash browns scattered, smothered, covered, diced, topped, chunked... which while fucking delicious does not photograph in a remotely appealing way. And then there’s Loco Moco.... fried eggs over a hamburger patty over rice and all topped with…

I’m seeing a lot of new commentors from other places (via Kinja) and it’s odd. I am currently in an argument with some guy in an article about some Twitter pic of a guy carrying a dog during Hurricane Harvey.

... which was part of MY sexual awakening.

So they spent several seasons joking that both parties are the same, and now during a period of outrageous abuse of power and civil rights breaches this ostensibly libertarian show is whining about ‘why does everything have to be about politics?’

Can’t wait for the team-up movie where Abdul, John Brown (Billy Connolly), Prince Albert (Jonathan Firth), and Lord Melbourne (Paul Bettany) all team up with Victoria (Dench, obviously) to stop the machinations of the evil Sir John Conroy (Mark Strong), who wishes to use the technology of an advanced alien race to…

Much in the same way I complained Bush Jr. was a moronic joke of a president, I bitched and moaned about Diqsuq... and NOW we have Trump and Kinja to prove that things *can* be much worse... yay...

THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!

Hmm if you get pretty drunk, AND squint, AND I keep my clothes on you might confuse me for a twink... Dan, here I come!

It is me or are these pretty much grade-school level questions this week. “Should someone get back together with ex?” No. “Should me keep pining over ex?” No. “Should me hang out with ex and hear about his sex life.” No. Come on, Dan, get back to weirdos who insert My Little Ponies into unusual places!

I don’t know that I’m a fan of the advice to cut off all contact with an ex for six months, but strong limits absolutely need to apply. There’s a definite danger of being unable to find someone new because of your continued emotional entanglement with an ex. Unless a break-up was 100% mutual and there are no…