Ok, folks... time for a little reality check.

I’m a writer who’s going through a bukkake phase.

Meh, the “Pickle Rick” and “Fury Road” eps weren’t that good. (Since I consider Fury Road to be one of most wildly overrated recent SF movies, I appreciated Summer ripping into Fury Road-style dipshit “chrome” talking, but I digress.) Those eps had levels of viciousness that weren’t balanced by the usual…

I have a tiny door he can try and fit in

In what’s sure to be a devastating blow to the “hot ‘n’ spicy pizza guy” subgenre of pornography

Readin’s for libruls.

Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.

You might be in the wrong place.

I perceive that you are not yet tired of winning.

“Please pacify the Nazi! That always works out fine!”

So, first off, Donald Trump is an asshole.

FIREWALLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!

[sharts]

Thanks for everyone’s feedback. I’ve pulled as many of you out of the grays as I can for the moment, but unfortunately I need to get back to working on other stuff. Again, please use that form above to alert the development team to other specific things that need to be fixed or improved. It will greatly help us all.

Kinja gettin everybody raises!

The seating is: Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right.

Fuck you AV Club. The new site sucks and (more importantly) the new comments section is fucking deplorable. One of the biggest draws to this site is the thoughtful and hilarious discussion in each post and you officially shot that all to shit with this new ‘upgrade’.

Any list that doesn’t have Airplane! in the top 3 at least is hot fucking garbage.

Ok next question—with the new site layout, what’s the best way to find old TV club reviews? I’m often (ok always) way behind on most shows, but I like reading the AV Club reviews anyway, even if I’m too late to join in the discussion. The old site had that handy “Find shows” drop-down in the TV Club section on the…