Always garbage truck truthers

Sorry that garbage truck is at most ten years old. Mercedes Econic first gen late model year.

I have primarily driven sporty cars, and in the past decade, pure sports cars. I love them, to bits. I drive them as they are intended.

I know this is Jalopnik so I will be taken out and shot for saying this, but this is why we need better public transportation and more walkable communities. So many people just don’t care at all about cars or driving and these are typically your inattentive drivers. They see a car as a chair in a box that gets you…

This graphic really gives the course some perspective.

And to think people scoffed at me when I said the Supra was basically a Japanese Mustang.

Classic Clickbait.

It might be a requirement. Our fearless leader is holding two of them.

Isn’t that a requirement to write for Jalopnik?

I wonder if Alex likes Puffalumps.

I want to point a camera at you, and I want you to occasionally talk to it while driving a car.

No, you make lemonade.

THIS IS WHAT THIS WEBSITE NEEDS!!!

Review tracks! People review cars all the time, but don’t give a crap about the tracks they review those cars onto. So a track review and a complete “How To” would be very interesting given your experience. Maybe a tutorial video to go along in a street-ish car with more regular tires to complete the write up? (slicks…

+1 for your prose. I’ll be using “uneven warble” in other contexts.

It for sure sounds better too. That uneven warble of an inline 5 is intoxicating.

“Buy? I graciously accepted it as a free loan because Land-Rover begged me too. Personally I prefer riced out civics.”

Not knowing much about those cars.... that screen that sticks up from the dash is the dumbest f*cking thing a car manufacturer ever thought of. I sure hope you can push it back down into the dash.

Agreed, though I think the “step-down” would be more perception than reality.

My 93 truck is still as hardcore as it should be! Fully boxed steel frame, none of that c-channel bs you see these days. 5spd 4x4, no airbags, no ac, hand rolled windows, and made just north of me in Tennessee like a real American truck should be!