Does the GT have a tow hitch for when the X runs out of range, so they can switch places? Nice imaging.

No one wants a mature Mazda. I mean, they some of the best looking cars right now, and that’s fine, but I wouldn’t go so far as to call it “mature.” Perhaps it’s lost in translation, but I associate maturity with killjoys who need a good crop-dusting.

I myself was hoping to start an aftermarket vinyl face sticker business for Model 3 customers... you know, to fund my Model S. >:)

“See that spot on the graph? That’s where the engine became a sentient being and caused the tires to do a burnout on the dyno wheel.”

Probably learned their lesson after the penis.

Only commit one crime at a time. Tail light out? Don’t smuggle cocaine. License not renewed? Don’t have a body in the trunk. Windshield cracked? Don’t pick up prostitutes.

So, I guess: If your car’s got a bug, don’t have drugs. If your license is revoked, don’t drive with someone who’s croaked. If you can’t see where…

As a Massachusetts native, this is still my favorite.

Don’t speed when smuggling weed

Enjoy your date, road head can wait.

Bad news for the car owner. Unless your insurance provider is dyslexic, your policy rarely covers “Acts of Dog.”

I don’t know why, but my first thought was “lawyers.”

Is he taking a leak in the footwell?

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I want that on a shirt.

Rotary HYPE!

“Not everyone.”

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