When my nephew was 3 yrs old a hearse drove past us and he expressed a wish to ride in one. I assured him that, one day, his wish would come true.

Whoa, that’s good, real good. It’s so good that I can’t bring myself to deduct any points for not invoking God, addressing the reader as “Dearest One,” or mentioning that somebody at a ministry was recently “sacked.”

Ha, I’ve been browsing through my spam box and some of the stuff in there is a riot.

I was reading a message board the other day and someone posted a scam they got that was basically, “HELLO. I AM FIRST LADY OF UNITED STATES MELANIA TRUMP. I AM CONTACTING YOU TO LET YOU KNOW YOUR WALLET HAS BEEN FOUND AT US EMBASSY. WE ARE GOING TO GIVE YOU $50,000 US .00 AND RETURN YOUR WALLET. PLEASE SEND ME YOUR…

No wiper arms; pop-up washer jets that come on when you spray your windshield (and your lights are on).

It’s a mild form of sexual abuse. It tells women and girls that they’re not welcome behind the wheel, and if they’re not healthy, tall, skinny, long haired, pretty-with-makeup, and dressed revealingly, they’re not welcome at all. That’s what gets me. My daughter is showing an interest in mechanical stuff, she likes…

So it is basically a cat

Payment sent. Cant wait to get my sweet Hurricane. Thanks Doc.

The one mismatched wheel is the dead giveaway of a meticulously maintained vehicle.

Best thing I read today.

All I read at first was “New Stratus is coming” and I’m like “really Dodge? is this what we need right now?”

We’re trying damnit. Well, I’m not, the more I make noise about it being a bad decision the more people tell me I’m moaning and that I should “shut up, you lost” etc.

It’s feeling like half the people on the bus with blindfolds on said “that way” towards a cliff, now the driver has jumped out for safety and the…

You’re not wrong. The person buying a $24 million McLaren is buying it for the same reason as they would buy 1000 bitcoins right now.

The saying “He knows the price of everything and the value of nothing” applies to both ends of the spectrum - spendthrifts and tightwads. Here, we have million/billionaires that have so much dosh that that they have nowhere to park it. The solution is in the sentence, right?

World’s fastest naturally aspirated car.

All appointments are at tooth hurty. If your buddy’s bike also needs to come in?...2.32.

Have you sat in an 86/BRZ? Surprisingly roomy. I don’t fit in a Miata, but I fit quite comfortably in my 86.

Something with only 5 stars, certainly. xD

Where does your dog work?

There are plenty of people with the Gaul to turn Jalopnik comments into pun-fests.