Flat-bottomed wheels make the racin’ world go round...

What a Deutschbag. 

As always, DT doesn't just send it, he delivers too. 

Shorts just want to watch Tesla burn, even if Musk’s pants are on fire.

“It gets 0.00756 parsecs to the jigawatt.”

Cool, looks like you have to pony up for packages, all the way up to Lariat trim, to get amenities that are included on most entry level midsized sedans. If you weren’t sure whether trucks are a cash grab, there you go.

I guess that's one way of flooding the market with product! 

Also leaked: CO

Hellsplat. 

He dead. 

Check out the opening on a classic SAAB 900.

I'd take that Maxi-ma home to my Maxi-pad. 

Although it's used correctly in this circumstance, I hate it when the adjective "blown" is used incorrectly in an ad. You see "XYZ with blown engine" and I'm looking for a supercharger. But no, it's got a dead engine. Say that it's dead or bad or whatever. Not blown. You, seller, can blow me. 

“The Jalop that buys it used from that guy, for the same price as new, will then keep it until the frame rots away.”

“...fanbase of “sleeveless leather vested tough guys”

Typical Haynes bullshit. He obviously forgot that removal is the opposite of installation. 

I'm reading a lot about renewed optimism under Marchionne. That seems incongruous with his fevered interest in spinning off parts of FCA or merging with another manufacturer. Do you have any insights on that? Maybe he was putting on a positive image for the public and employees but wanted to secure FCA knowing,…

Agreed. I dig Mack’s stuff more than 75% of the staffers.

Good job, Intern, keep it up. I dig your style. 

When asked about any data compromised in the security breach, Tesla CEO Elon Musk stated, “Sorry pedo hacker guys, you really did ask for it.”