What does the post office do when you bring them mail?

They send it.

Who in their right mind removes an oil filter for a car they don’t own and cuts it in half without asking?  I’d be fine with them saying “we’d like to cut the filter open to check it out”, but not just reaching in, taking it out, and cutting it open when no one is around.  I’d be pissed they cut it open to begin with,…

I would “Walk This Way” “To The Other Side” “If That’s What It Takes” to restore this van. Call me “Crazy” but “I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing”. “Dude” “This thing can “Come Together” with “Sweet Emotion” if we can get Steven Tyler “Back In The Saddle” of this old ride. Maybe I’m “Jaded” by “The Same Old Song and Dance”…

I can’t believe grandma’s Grand Marquis is not number one on the list. Seems like every old lady owns one for at least 10 years.

I do admit I’ve told this story more than once, but I don’t think it would hurt to tell it one more time.

Ahem. Pique. The word is pique.

Don’t get me wrong, I thought about the possibility that the company might be sold, and so did some of my friends. But frankly, we had too much work to do to let this take up much of our time.

How is Mack right about absolutely everything?

Toonces!

The ritual is very simple.

As somebody that exclusively buys high-mileage BMW’s with zero service records (because I’m cheap and can’t afford nice enthusiast-owned cars), here’s what I do immediately after buying a car:

Replacing those fluids is a good idea; I replaced the trans and diff fluids with Amsoil in my ‘04 S2000 after I bought it. Also, I switched to a synthetic oil (Pennzoil Platinum) and the oil consumption decreased.

Yep. This is pretty much guaranteeing I won’t be buying a Supra - and I was ready to sign.

Hate this shit. Back in the day graffiti writers were excited when their work got up in films or whatever. Now you got these “street artists” commissioned and paid to do work in public spaces who then feel like they own the copyright to that public space.

It looks like Ford’s take on an Avanti.

So good.

But did those other comments include a diss towards Musk? This is Jalopnik we are talking about here, you either hate Musk or you are so infatuated with him that he can do no wrong.

The flack Musk has been getting on the sub thing was pretty unfair. He did try to help and his solution was feasible as outlined in an email with one of the divers. That said, the media tried to frame it as a publicity stunt and nothing more which most likely got to one of the other divers and we get where we are.…

You are such a stupid shitty liar.

*We* know what we got. - Dealership edit.