Complete with a finger covering the license plate

Well, they must know what they've got. 

No the Mustang itself is just one large “Pedestrian Aiming Device”

“Directional Aiming Devices” are only found on Mustangs

I’m so confused by Toyota. Like... they seemingly want nothing to do with making anything other than beigemobiles. They didn’t want to get in on Forza 7 apparently. Then... they offshoot to Subaru for the GT86, they go to BMW for the Supra. Now... they decide to take a car that is really designed for other types of…

185 horsepower and 170 pound-feet of torque, 3200 lbs, awd, stick, decent handling at around $22k... I still don’t get how people didn’t fall for the Kizashi. That car was for sale in the US for a blink of an eye before they backed out. I mean sure it’s no STI but on a gravel back road or in the snow those figures…

“Haven’t even washed it in 5 years.” You are a monster, a pathetic subhuman, a despicable slob. Turn in your Jalopnik card immediately! You are not worthy of this readership. Even an automotive turd is worth an occasional polishing.

Could that be the first unofficial “front-engined” Corvair?

Cirrusly?

C’mon, $kay, whatcha got?

Actually it’s definitely in like with my “never be ashamed of your opinions” motto

Automotive guilty pleasure? Using and daily driving my Ram 1500 just knowing that it pisses off people like you!

When I was younger, I used to throw any trash in my possession in to the beds of random pickup trucks. My attitude was that if the trucks weren’t being used for actual work, they might as well serve a public duty as a dumpster. 

do you think florida man would be a super hero or a villain? i mean could go either way really..

Oh, there it is, and why it has such a generic name.

Ooh, good call. I’ll be sure to test it later this week.

i don’t shit where i eat.