Yep, I’m sure there’s a lot of collisions taking place inside climate-controlled garages between diaper wipedowns.

Toyota is sure to shed their mantle as “most boring auto manufacturer” with the exciting addition of the newest, least-reliable model in their lineup.

Sweet, sweet article material. 

It’s still an improvement over the Rio your landlord was driving. You could even say it was a Rio good deal for him.

I hope they weren't for training. :I

David, is it an open deck or closed deck? ;)

I’m sure he’s a great spelunker, but in all fairness, he does sort of look like a dude whose second vehicle is a white van.

There’s more butthurt ITT/article than a Preparation H commercial.

You could say I’m not digging today’s CoTD. So many better contenders out there. I’ll be pouring one out for the more worthy comments that just didn’t make it.

“M3 VALUE DIRECT EDITION SUPER RARE

But they aren’t nervous, because badge whores.

Puking parts power, no question.

After having bought and sold over 40 vehicles, I could write a novel about this. One instance includes someone using boxer shorts, spackle and bedliner to create a structural repair in the wheel well of my new to me FJ60. Currently, my 2010 Ranger needs a new rear end, but I chose to ignore the differential whine…

I can’t believe Jalopnik just started a coup over coops and coupes. I think I may need a moment to recoup...

See, I figured it was named the DT in honor of our good author. Special features include “ran when parked” and additional weight savings by implementing a new FE2O3 coating.

I recently picked up a 2010 Ranger XL fleet special for $3500. I've put in some elbow grease and overdue maintenance. This weekend, it's getting a new rear axle. Bonus points to my wife, who designed and printed the tailgate decal. :) 

I thought it was pretty funny myself. I try to live up to it whenever possible. 

No, you're not a real Jalop if you don't think this car is exquisite. If you do, however, please disregard my earlier comment. 

Normally, I’d lol but I like how this car looks. Secondly, I’m waiting for a new rear axle to arrive by freighter, so I may lovingly swap it onto my Ford Ranger. Thirdly, it’s currently 102° degrees where I am so even if the axle had already arrived, I’d wait until sundown to start. Even with all my posturing, I’m not…

All the real Jalops are wrenching in their garages or are out and about in their rides. Which leaves us with the armchair Jalops.