I look forward to the inevitable, “How The Most Unreliable Honda In The World Got Me Evicted.”

...Why is this on Jalopnik?

You’re off your rocker. This is not the reborn Prelude, it’s the reborn CR-Z, and I hate it.

In Russia during the USSR, cars were impossible to obtain during the early days. Then, as corruption set in, cars became more widespread. Trust me, I know, having spent a considerable part of my childhood in Moscow. By the way, my father was a Pioneer in his childhood. However, he was in government, which came with a…

This begs the question...why do people keep buying John Deere? They're like the Harley Davidson of farm equipment.

That Limited Edition badge is like a participation trophy for cars.

They already had too many moving parts in terms of hosts, with no real chance to let personalities settle in and work. Hopefully this helps simplify, then add lightness.

I mean...

You bought one of the most complex Japanese cars, and you got one that didn’t run. Dude.

I bought a TJ off of craigslist Last week...

I think you have articulated the struggle many “cheap car people,” eager but unprofessional mechanics, face.

If you’re chasing the wheel enough, it can, but more mental than physical. My ‘98 4.0l Cherokee (recirculating ball and solid front axle) has upwards of 2 inches of left-right play in the wheel while my ‘12 200 V-6 has less than an inch. Just driving on a flat, dry road at what even the posted limit in the XJ will…

I’ll bet the windshield looks like the South Dakota night sky.

Welp, FCA sure isn’t selling 200,000 a month to off-roaders.

It would be fair to say that my requirements from a truck are probably not particularly mainstream. I actually do off-road, and appreciate the times we take my dad’s f-150 instead of my Forester. I also put ride quality way down the list of properties, which seems to be abnormal as well.

I completely agree with your statement about more not always being better.

Nobody said Jalops were enlightened. I consider myself a Jalop because I love cars. I’m sensible in the sense that I’d never buy a shitty car with no redeeming qualities, but I also just bought a Tacoma to replace a Volvo wagon. Why? ‘cause I love trucks.

The 2017 Honda Ridgeline. For adults that have grown up past having to make a statement.

Dad used a Harbor Freight mini sand blaster for those on mine, apparently it had so much rust that the heads were round, but after blasting, they were back to being six sided!

I see your face on the hood, but who’s the other guy in the middle?