Not 150, not 152, but 151.

That’s how you benchmark to mediocrity.

Unfff...just want to dry hump those seats.

Bonus points for the Resident Evil (1) reference. Here’s your star.

“This is Sally Struthers. Did you know that you can take courses in up and coming careers like VCR Repair, frisbee design, flying car engineering, all from your own home?”

You can definitely tell it’s a Daimler AG product. It looks just like my Jeep Commander underneath. Wow. Looks like I’m the one laughing all the way to the bank here.

I’m just waiting for the next term slotting in above megacar:

Hey, not cool. That shit is. The. Worst.

Makes a guy wonder just how tight the antenna retaining nut is or if it bonded to non-like metals, resulting in the panel giving out first.

Forget the potholes, I’m worried about cornholes!

No. Pay your drivers enough.

Barrett-Jackson doesn’t care about cars, Alex, and Barrett-Jackson doesn’t care about you. Barrett-Jackson only cares about Barrett-Jackson.

If you don’t splurge on coffee, WTF do you splurge on? (no, really)

I do the whole gamut. Moka pot, manual and automatic pour over, Turkish Cezve, I have an Italian-made espresso machine and even roast my own beans. And yet there is a quaint little place in my heart that loves diner coffee. There’s a whole in the wall…

A Jeep Grand Cherokee with a Toyota Landcruiser. The result? Either a more affordable Landcruiser or a more reliable Grand Cherokee.

Taco Bell. Make a run for the border.

How does it feel to be king of the height-impaired persons?

Snow-yota Supra? That’s snow car, so snow thank you.

Nice! I had a feeling I forgot one...

Tesla is also an anagram for “Slate,” although “Steal” is more interesting and has more context too. Oh, and “Tales” too.

Who cares about the Mustang. How about the Charger R/T?

So...a Jetta GLI would not be a dad car because sedan? Sorry, they don’t make GTI sedans.