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David, you are quickly becoming my favorite contributor. Your combination of down-to-earth-yet-witty writing style, effort/pictures and covering topics DIYers can relate to is a recipe for a great read. Keep it up!

Looks like someone failed parenting.

They make a fair point. I’ve seen fingers pointed in return for more tenuous reasons.

Why’s this on Jalopnik? I come here for automotive-related stuff. I can go anywhere else if I want to tune into someone else’s agenda.

I vote for either an OG900/9000, last of the GM SAABs or a Maserati Biturbo. Yeah, I'm into automotive S&M.

Pretty sure driving this rig is a better fate for the cricket than just about any other end result influenced by mankind.

When talking about a Range Rover, this is the only way to spell “brake.”

If the lifestyle of the US public was nearly as active as car manufacturers seem to think, the United States wouldn’t be one of the leading countries for obesity rates. Wearing a tracksuit does not inherently burn calories. Instead, they’re worn to mask insecurity about flabby bodies. The only thing a buyer of an…

I never understood that myself, either. Jalopnik loves manuals but is also ok with autonomous cars? Uh, hm.

Well that’s no way to get a head in life. And, unfortunately for him, the law has teeth.

Or you could just keep driving it and weather the storm. It may not seem like it, but this scandal will eventually blow over, even if the end isn’t in sight at the moment. The resale value will recover if you’re patient enough. No need to join the rats jumping the perceived sinking ship.

Yes. Oh, my, yes...

Some people who don’t want to drive a CUV, SUV or pickup, but are still relegated to mommy/daddy duty and want to have fun probably would. So there is that. Of course, you’d have to define “sell well.”

We only encourage the media to report these sensationalist stories by tuning in over and over again. Hit them where it counts, in the advertising ratings, by not watching in in the first place. There’s a fine line between caring about what happens in the world and occupying your mind with a thousand things you can't…

Yes, because guns are our biggest problem right now.

Or, just maybe, you/we/us collectively could just keep the pursuit of capital to a minimum (i.e. learn to live simply with less). That’d really stick it to the man.

Finally, the modern Volvo I’ve been waiting to depreciate so I can scoop it up for a redblock swap. KISS.

P.S. It has the best parts of Mazda’s design language, some vintage BMW 7 Series with a dash of Swedish modesty. Much love.

All trolls voting NP should be publicly outed and be ordered to wear scarlet letters that confess their sins to the world.