Waiting for an article on someone famous naming their kid after a BMW so I can bust out this gem:

Except...you can, y'know, actually see out of the Golf R.

Because they’re too busy crossing borders to states less terrible than their own, which is where they pull shenanigans while visiting.

Although I have owned dozens of vehicles, the award is a no-brainer. The front axle rebuild on an FJ80 still gives me nightmares today. I think it single handedly turned me off from doing moderate sized projects and non-routine maintenance. Did everything by the book, sunk in the money for an OEM rebuild kit, got all…

After clicking through to the CL ad, I was disappointed to find no pictures of the hatch and rear cargo space. That’s like porn for any self-respecting wagon fanatic. This is like an ankle tease at a burlesque show.

At 3 months old, my baby daughter was a magician. She transformed an 8 hour trip from North Dakota to Wisconsin into one taking over 12 hours one way. This is a mistake my wife will never make again. Oh, the family wants to see our new-to-the-world future son or daughter? Then get your butt in a car and see US.

Sheer poetry.

The financial institution probably wants to be able to anticipate the value of the vehicle over a course of time with some consistency. This, of course, is very difficult to do with older vehicles. Even if they may appreciate in value, end result being greater risk to the lender.

Why even bother with token rear windows once the camera mandate is phased in? A slit like that just strikes me as cynical.

We have hit peak bunker window.

Tom, you better believe I’d buy a Dodge Dart DGAF.

Love and falsified statements. It’s what makes a Mazda, a Mazda.

Like cars, we can all be bought and sold. The question is, at which price? No need to be offended by VW trying to smooth things over with monetary incentives.

Thanks for killing your brain cells for our entertainment by driving the Hoffmann, this and a bottle of gin.

Sure sucks to be the rest of us who bought from VW in good faith before this shitstorm skidmarked across their brand. I feel as if I essentially left $2,250 on the table, all because of when I chose to be in the market.

THANKS VOLKSWAGEN!!

And there’s not a damn thing we can do about it. Good luck, US, if you’re planning on reigning in your biggest creditor. But hey, in the mean time, let’s crucify Volkswagen.

Good job, Acura. Now just do what you did for Ludacris a couple hundred thousand times more each year and watch the customers line up. You need to vigorously uphold Acura’s legendary history, not just parrot what you think the other brands are doing and saying.

I’ll wait for the check in the mail for saving your brand.

Ain’t no freedom in an $80K bank note.

And yet no one was hurt or any worse off until this was uncovered. It’s all perception.

Better start watching out for an MRAP with the CarMax logo and orders to total your Range Rover.