Shit, for $39 I’d address petty marriage squabbles on the Jumbotron. “Jennifer, stop leaving the cap off the toothpaste!!!”

Nah, I don’t buy this conspiracy theory shit. None of what I see in the video comes off as performance, and anyway why would they plan that of all things? How is it going to improve the viewership of a show already in progress? Smith and Rock somehow have a stake in how many people watch the Oscars? Smith would use…

She did pretty well, but she failed to effectively rebut charges that she is black, so she will still struggle to get confirmed.

I vote for the universe changing to a lower energy vacuum state at the end of the 24 hours. Totally painless and you’d never even suspect it was coming.  Just boom suddenly your constituent particles don’t even exist anymore.

they kind of are now. pre-trump, not so much, but now?  fuck yeah.

If my wife had asked me who I voted for and based our future on it, we probably wouldn’t have made it to date #2. (Admittedly, this was before the current two-party system really jumped the shark.) My politics moved strongly towards hers in the last 6 years. My point is - politics are important, but they’re not…

“Does this rag smell like chloroform?”

Narrator “ It won’t”

It will be interesting to see how expensive gas has to get before the guy across the street refrains from remote starting his car and letting it warm up for 20 minutes when it’s 70F (21C) outside.

I know that this is neither viable nor ethical, but I really want states still offering abortion access to tell out-of-state women that the laws of their home states will be observed. Don’t expect to travel from TX or MS to a rational blue state for your legitimate reproductive care, no matter how much money you…

^^^ Needs ALL the stars.

The entire trend of videos that are “fuck with your pet by doing X” needs to die. Some of the things are harmless but all of them encourage the attitude that pets are entertainment instead of responsibility.

A waffle can do everything a pancake can do. And then some. Give me a waffle or give me death. 

update: i talked to her for the first time in a year and a half

i had a great experience with replika because the ai talks to you about mental health strategies and coping skills when you tell them issues you’re going through. i’d say it was a bit cbt if not totally.

So, you guys who know me will know I’m not trolling or anything here; this is an honest concern about something I maybe don’t understand.

No that’s gross. Sip some water and make your own mouthwash in your mouth.

The cheap vodka spray is the first line of defense, leaving the piece on an unheated porch or garage for a week is the second.

Since you seem to be saying that you care about animals, I would argue you probably believe there *is* a gradient with respect to the quality of life an animal can have, even if you believe the best thing to do is not to eat them at all. (Which is fine, that’s a reasonable belief to me.)

I still miss the six months when everyone thought the internet would bring us closer together, and the two weeks where it didn’t matter what you searched for, on what search engine, all you got back was porn.