The ordinary salespeople have nothing to do with those strategies. 

My favorite use for Mayo is to spread it on the bottom bun of a hamburger. Then set the burger patty right on it. The mixture of burger juices and Mayo makes my day!! Oh, and BTW, Blue Plate is my go to favorite!!

What’s next? Bringing fondue and caviar? There should be a rule that if the thing you are bringing camping is a french word, you should leave it at home. Hot dog? Acceptable. Charcuterie? Unacceptable.

If only it had happened last month, we could have called it the “Sinkhole De May-o”

None. They can kiss my ass.

I don’t remember anyone lionizing Don Draper. He was an asshole. He did terrible things. Even when he tried to be good, he just couldn’t. But eventually we learned a little about his childhood, and what made him what he was.

Yeah, I’ve got these and I know I didn’t pay $160 for them. If you’re in the market for these, wait and watch their prices for a few weeks, there will be a deal somewhere.

Yeah, I’ve got these and I know I didn’t pay $160 for them. If you’re in the market for these, wait and watch their…

These are great for working out. I wear them when I’m riding my indoor trainer so that I can hear whatever show or spin class I’m watching without having to turn the volume on the TV up to 11. Everyone else in my house appreciate its.

These are great for working out. I wear them when I’m riding my indoor trainer so that I can hear whatever show or…

I’ve used the first version of these for 4 years and switched to this updated version recently. Sound quality is great and being able to hear vehicles while running is what I really appreciate about these.

I’ve used the first version of these for 4 years and switched to this updated version recently. Sound quality is…

I know this is a sponsored deal but holy crap that’s not a good price at all. Last month, Best Buy and eBay had them new for $110 and in February Office Depot had them for $115 and QVC had them for $120. Keep waiting and check SD if you want an actual deal on them. Even Kinja deals has had better deals on these most…

I know this is a sponsored deal but holy crap that’s not a good price at all. Last month, Best Buy and eBay had them…

I work in IT, and I’ve already told my boss that if our systems get hacked I’m quitting on the spot. I have zero interest in spending three months to replace every single piece of compromised equipment. Especially since several of our sister companies have been hit in the last six months. Worse yet is that I know…

It’s going to come down to

Yeah all the women who this will effect, how’d that work out for you?

So basically, remember the lessons you (should have) learned in kindergarten. Be nice. Respect other people’s space. Don’t push in line. Follow the rules. Clean up after yourself. Etc.

dont forget skilled
at least caffery new how to do shit and I don’t think he ripped off the elderly.
Also I think this is the first time ive seen someone reference white collar in a long while

Came here for this. Buenos dias, children.

Should have gone with the Jeff Winger defense instead

“Shows such as Suits led John Lambert to believe he could ‘practice’ at being a lawyer by performing tasks that he believed would be beneficial to his customers without significant risk, just as the character ‘Mike Ross’ in ‘Suits’ practiced law without a law degree or license and kept that secret without penalty,”…

I almost always send single texts with multiple sentences vs separate texts for each sentence. Maybe this makes me an old, but I prefer receiving texts this way as well. I hate hearing my phone sound off three different alerts for what is essentially one text/thought from a friend. I feel the long text with proper…