Remember, Trump’s base loves him because he hits the people they want to hit, like families of combat veterans and women who die of tragic accidents.

I feel like even if you explained to Trump that holding the RNC as planned in Charlotte could potentially decapitate the Republican party weeks before Election Day, as party leaders, elected officials, political consultants, hardcore supporters, etc. gather from around the country in a single location in tightly…

I prefer its predecessor, the Volvo L337.  That thing really pwns.

Furminator all the way. It made living with a shepherd tolerable. I was swiffering daily and still not keeping up. 

Furminator all the way. It made living with a shepherd tolerable. I was swiffering daily and still not keeping up. 

Drop whatever that is you’re fiddling with and write a novel IMMEDIATELY.

If Warren goes to the cabinet, Democrats lose a seat in the Senate (Massachusetts has a Republican governor and still will for a few more years at least.) I think her protege Katie Porter should get a big role instead.

I think you meant, “noiice.”

“Let me start this newsletter with a story about Pizza Arbitrage.”

Or you end up with carnivorous zebras. Which is just in line with how this year’s going anyway. 

Yeah, I want to know which tracks they couldn’t license.

Yeah, I want to know which tracks they couldn’t license.

Those poor vaginas didn't feel a thing. 

I get the feeling that Trump usually refuses to wear protection. It’s just that usually, that’s exclusively Melania’s problem.

“Jaunty little dirge” 👌🏼

Order the fish.

Jeremy Renner in a Falkor costume singing the theme from The Neverending Story?

Seriously. I don’t begrudge the White House, Congress, etc. their ability to conduct regular testing. I think that’s an important and necessary thing for government to do in the middle of a pandemic, even when we’re short of tests. But testing themselves constantly while actively downplaying the importance of…

Okay, I get away with this because I’m a communication professor, but I’m fond of giving a wee lecture to family members who get pushy (I come from a family who yell a lot and who feel attacked if you disagree with them). It boils down to this. We can disagree in a few ways. We can a)argue, b)complain, or c)be…

Well, I don’t mind saying that it has been especially tough for me and my boyfriend, when we’re both just so into sneezeplay.

I’ll go with