I sincerely hope this was a joke. Even if so, not at all funny.

Everyone, remember, no matter what, we need to vote out 45 in November. Hold your nose if you have to, but do not allow your personal feelings to get in the way. Vote for the Democratic nominee on the ballot or you will responsible for 45 getting another term to further destroy our democracy--and that is not hyperbole.

Everyone knows that the “g” is silent...like phlegm.

Everyone knows that the “g” is silent...like phlegm.

I don’t know whether I’d be pleased or outraged to hear he died in hospital before serving time.

He’s on the phone with Roman Polanski right now.

If anyone shows up with an instrument case registered to Carlos Ghosn, then yea, he’s making a run for it. 

I’m sure his room is heavily guarded, but I imagine someone like Avi the ex-Mossad agent from Ray Donovan trying to bust him out. Then again, sometimes life is stranger than fiction. For all we know there could be a jet waiting for him in Teterboro to whisk him off to France to hang out with Polanski.

Here you thought I was a man, where I am, in fact, a cruise ship.

This event has all the cultural relevance of a butter churning contest wearing a poke bonnet.
I can’t believe they still twirl fucking batons, either.

As a former unmarried Virginian who lived with a woman (who was not my wife), it’s about fucking time.

Up until you get hit by an undocumented immigrant who couldn’t legally buy insurance.

Because the State of New York decided to issue their documents as they see fit.

Where I live, in central/western NY State, we can sign up for an alternative electricity supplier. My wife and I get 100% green electrons (mix of wind and solar) at a slight savings over “regular” utility power. This gives us what we want with zero concerns about the installation, payment options, what happens when we…

That’s fine, you can send them to me!

Am I not allowed to garnish my salad with them?

Sounds like your daughter caused quite a problem.

Came here to say this. Well played, sir.

yes, but be sure to sautee it first and really inhale the aroma given off. 

Sprinkle with some salt for extra moisture wicking

This will never be seen because I’m in the grays, but the problem with articles like this is everyone that responds confuses the idea between the concept of a go bag (like you talk about) and preparing for full-on SHTF mode. I kind of blame it on our current mania for apocalyptic media and survivalists. Combine that…