You know...because of the implication.

The man is so uncultured I doubt he’s ever even eaten yogurt.

The dog keeps the mustard and relish in the bun and off your shirt.

Rick’s going to get the sauce. EVEN IF IT TAKES 9 SEASONS.

So WHOIS going to win? ICANN tell you soon

So WHOIS going to win? ICANN tell you soon

Single payer, not-for-profit. NOW. That’s the only acceptable replacement.

We are all in The Upside Down.

The context of 111 is one of my favorite Worf/Jadzia moments. Terry Farrell did a fantastic job selling the reaction on that one.

The two best pieces of negotiation advice I’ve personally heard came from Jalen Rose of ESPN (“You don’t get what you deserve in life, only what you have the leverage to negotiate”) and Quark on Deep Space Nine (“Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price.”)

Borrowing a kindle book from the library, when the paperback is lent out? And still reading under the same tree, with the kindle instead of bragging to the poor tree that you killed its friend to turn into a book?

I find what I want at Ikea online first and then go in to get that specific thing. I wander around the marketplace a bit to see if they have any decorative or kitchen stuff that I might need (or want...). Then I check out, get my $1 frozen yogurt cone as a reward for a job well done and bounce.

In cramped spaces I genuinely try to keep my legs together, maybe crossed if there’s room. And I’ll admit a lot of guys are assholes about this. But there if there is room, I’m spreadin’ em.

dammit I can try

(this is 100% snark free post)

“For some reason, the issue of the Ring has emerged as a paramount issue for the Fellowship.” -Pence the White, Year 3019 of the Third Age

“Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.” -President Pence, 30 seconds later.

“For some reason, this issue of the horrific, reawakened old ones has become a paramount issue for the planet.” President Pence, 2018

“For some reason, this issue of climate change has emerged as a paramount issue for the left, in this country and around the world,” Pence said in the interview.