Fair point. Sustained.

So what’s going on? I haven’t been able to post much because I just started my new job as head of public relations for Subway and...

Aaaaaand there it is. I’ve been waiting for this moment for a while. The moment when he stops hinting and goes full-Nazi. Still waiting for Mr. Everybody’s Hitler Ben Carson to do the same.

Welp. Looks like I have to go fight all of Instagram. BRB.

I do the same thing! I mean, I use an ice pick, but we never forget where we parked. :D

So my hot-take on this: this is the beginning of the end for Trump as a GOP nominee, he continues to slip in the polls, Carson over takes him. Whether Carson ultimately get the nomination is besides the point, the point is, Trump gets unseated in this race. HOWEVER, rather than give up, in true Trump fashion, he…

My world domination goal always fails since Wifey has chores for me to accomplish first.

“Take over the world budget.” Has a nice ring to it!

I like that this works in the workplace as well!

Hahaha, that’s fantastic.

That’s something. I take a picture.

Fine by me.

VW: “You can trust me. See? I have a signed document testifying that I promise not to fire you for whistleblowing.”

I’d rather not work for a company that would punish that kind of behavior.

Sure, on paper it won’t be for whistleblowing. But they will find something to fire you for.

Oh, we all know who slips up and calls her princess.

Damn, this guy must be on a whole assortment of government watch lists.