these elite warriors will also let you have a very special day while you eat your ice cream...

I wonder if the move to #1 worst traffic is partly because of the HOT lanes? I’ve seen on 495 that they actually create traffic because you can pay to use a hot lane, enter on 495, and exit back on to 495. So now for every car that takes it, the cars that did not take it will have to wait for the HOT lanes to merge…

Buy a bike... I have an 11 mile commute ending near the White House. It’s 40 minutes door to door whether I drive, metro or bike. Parking costs $12/day and metro is ~8/day. No brainier. No sitting in traffic or stuck in the expensive and undermaintained metro.

I went to George Mason for undergrad and must remember it with rose colored glasses because I was in Tysons a few weeks ago for work and it took me 45 minutes to get to Fair Lakes to meet some college friends for dinner. I can't believe I used to WANT to live there...

The Metro would be an option, especially considering how much the federal government urges people to use it. Except of course that it’s an underfunded, useless piece of shit that can’t seem to go a fucking day without some kind of “track malfunction” that causes at least one entire line to single-track for the…

Yea, it sucks. I pay a premium to live on the metro, and toward the center of the area. My commutes out aren’t so bad.

Yay! We’re number one! :(

395 is Satan’s Hwy.

I’ve been trying to explain this mentality to my mother, a baby boomer, who always just took what she was offered. I did just what was explained with my cable bill, I negotiated my mortgage, my insurance, basically anything I can.

There has to be a Ferengi Rule of Acquisition to cover this sort of thing...

Couldn’t they just get him one these hats?

Hahaha, no. I just googled it and I laughed.

I’ve been on the fence on whether or not I should be feeling the Bern. But seeing this assclown showing how easy exploiting capitalism is to hurt people (people with cancer, no less) makes me have third degree Berns. Let’s do this, Sanders.

Just remember who is fighting for univeral healthcare come 2016 #feelthebern

Until travel agents can book me trips to Hoth or Narnia, they're not doing their fuckin job. That's what they're not doing!

At least there are snacks

Why is Bernie Sanders in the press tent?

Reading this is exactly what I needed this morning. Mark, I’m so happy for the two of you - the love you have for each other is so apparent, even to people who have never met either of you. And those pictures make my heart explode. Congratulations and I hope you have a wonderful life together.