As someone who has been losing a lot of weight in a short span of time (medical issues), thank you for putting this article out there.

This feels like a “should I date a coworker” question, in that I’m certain it has worked out for someone in the past, but that someone is probably not going to be you this time.

I see π everywhere.

We’re ALMOST there as a society.

Good point.

Dammit, I really wanted Levar Burton to host going forward.

Ah, so that's what I am.

Shut up and TAKE MY MONEY.

Toll lanes for security checks, essentially.

For people with certain types of hearing loss, bone conduction headphones let them hear again without any other aid.

Sell tickets.

I swear, the longer I'm alive, the less value I see in intimate relationships. It almost always leads to some awkwardness like this, or worse.

I have never been good at this.

You can also try running a catalytic lamp in the car for a few hours with the internal air re-circulating.

1. Select a French fry.
2. Dip the selected French fry in mayo.
3. Place the selected French fry in the nearest mouth.
4. ???
5. Profit?

“Haute dog"

Kidnapped, one could only hope.
Voluntarily moving to Ohio seems a bit too self-harming for me.

That happened to me once, though it turned out I had just parked near a very big puddle and my car had been towed.

So, “Rebennifer”, or are we not doing celebrity mashup names anymore?