I have never been good at this.

You can also try running a catalytic lamp in the car for a few hours with the internal air re-circulating.

1. Select a French fry.
2. Dip the selected French fry in mayo.
3. Place the selected French fry in the nearest mouth.
4. ???
5. Profit?

“Haute dog"

Kidnapped, one could only hope.
Voluntarily moving to Ohio seems a bit too self-harming for me.

That happened to me once, though it turned out I had just parked near a very big puddle and my car had been towed.

So, “Rebennifer”, or are we not doing celebrity mashup names anymore?

I mean if you are truly horny for a Snickers ice cream bar, I’m sure as fuck not going to stand in the way of true love.

I wonder if we’ll ever just see the end of daytime talk shows.
Subjectively, I feel like they don’t really move the human condition one way or another; they just take up space.

Maybe find other purpose in life other than entertaining your genitals?

I’m almost certain there’s an inappropriate joke in there, somewhere.

In this age, I have a difficult time conceiving of why this would EVER be a good idea.

Holy actual fucking misery, Batman.

Um, whatever.

Yeah, this looks bonkers.

I hope there is some hardy mechanism in place to verify full vaccination, otherwise I expect shitty forged vaccination records and cries of "it violates ADA for you to ask to verify my vaccination status" from anti-vaxxers and other assorted varieties of fruitcake.

I do miss having my mouth sneezed into.

I'm looking forward to the inevitable court challenge, hopefully launched today.