I'm sitting in my Hyundai, reading this article, pants-less.

“If they would rather die, they had better do it... and decrease the surplus population.”

So, eligibility to be represented in Congress should be based on square footage?

“I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”

The color red does not make a car faster.

I think most nerds know you can’t reasonably use a fleshlight without the patented sleeve.

Well I feel stupid.

I swear to god, there is something happening in the lizard-brain part of my brain when I see a fresh glistening Krispy Kreme donut.

Over my dead body.

Stop.

This presumes that all of the people in the picture arrived in that vehicle.

I’ve visited a therapist ages ago when I was still in my teens, and I’ve seriously considered it in the intervening years.

It looks like the Microsoft Authenticator app for Android and iOS has a password manager now, and it syncs with the saved passwords in Edge Chromium.

Raisin Bran, that's all I'm saying.

A question for those in the know: do the undercarriage coatings offered by dealerships for new vehicles actually help protect the underside of the vehicle?

Wait. Wait. Wait.

I did something similar with my ultrawide, but I went with a small 8" DisplayLink screen in portrait mode, running a custom Dakboard configuration with datetime, my calendars, and weather.

I did something similar with my ultrawide, but I went with a small 8" DisplayLink screen in portrait mode, running a…

No no... in your end-o.
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I guess I’ll be sticking to the lampe berger from now on.