I’ve gone the Powerline route, but even one room away the latency and speed was inconsistent.

Hey man, who cares if your “sample” size is small if it keeps your wife satisfied.
#TerribleJoke

<Looks around at the world today>
WHY DID YOU EVEN HAVE THE FIRST KID???

A lot of airlines have added a seat on the older economy configurations.

I was always a bit more partial to the spiritual successor to the Vanagon Westfailia, the Eurovan Weekender.

LW2:

Anyone came-ing BEFORE saw-ing should really consult a doctor.

I’ve lived my life by Rule of Acquisition #111.
“Treat people in your debt like family...exploit them.”

Okay, so this is if I “swallow” a sneeze (also called a closed-mouth sneeze), but is there any health issue with just suppressing a sneeze by pressing on the nerve cluster below the nostrils?

I took my mother to see it yesterday, and I was pleasantly surprised to find the theater nearly as packed as when I went to see it during opening week.

The marshmallow finished first.

Hold on, let’s be fair here.

Vespa.
Let’s dial the crazy all the way up to eleven.

I’d wager that in a fight, Betty is preternaturally quick and impossible to pin.
Like wrestling the smoke monster from Lost.

Crashplan is $5.99/month for UNLIMITED backup.

This is exactly what I do (shopping Ikea online and then going to the store to purchase/pickup the piece).

I mean, I’m TRYING not to cheat.
It’s hard, man.

It shouldn’t have taken this long for someone to give this poor woman a fucking sock.

That’s what I keep telling myself!!!

Yeah, that sounds like Comstock. She’s my Congressperson too.