You can’t spell Oregon without that one “r”.

Credible sources are reporting that he was distracted by a butterfly and didn’t realize how important this vote was.

How did your Congressperson vote? Keep them accountable, folks.

I refuse to judge anyone for their hygiene habits (whatever they may be); we’re all raised differently.

The only time system swap-outs run into real problems these days is if you have hard drives in RAID arrays managed by a built-in motherboard controller.

I think I’m using my Twitter in that capacity.

You may lead a more exciting life than I do, too.

Yes, the struggle is real.
DON’T TAKE A DATE TO TGI FRIDAY’S.

Oddly enough, I went the other direction.

Many Jello stars for you.

“Sister/girlfriend/brother”, or “sister, girlfriend, or brother”?

That’s all I’ve got.

If you are a “shower in the morning” person instead of “shower before bed”, try at least washing your feet and face before going to bed.

Now that’s a tasty burger.

One could only hope.

Maybe I’m just becoming super-jaded, but I’m truly skeptical of whether or not the FBI would actually release information proving that the Trump campaign was working with Russian officials to undermine the election.

Considering how this proposal pretty much well and fucks lower income Americans, I suggest it be named Don’tCare.

The rest of the planet certainly won’t miss us.
This is every reason why.

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I’ve always assumed it was somehow related to why we open our eyes when we sneeze.