On the floor entangled with the Maid of Honor's underwear, obviously.

On the floor entangled with the Maid of Honor's underwear, obviously.

I like how they lower her back down into the carrier deck at the end to be stored along all the other F-18's below-deck.

Can you spell “conflict of interest”?

This is a function of the human psyche that I truly don't understand, but strangely wish I shared since it looks like good fun.

Oh for fuck’s sake...people are everywhere, and people fuck, so just assume at this point that PEOPLE FUCK EVERYWHERE.

I feel like a kicked puppy right now.

So, can we expect a casting announcement of Ming-Na Wen in...MAY?
See what I did there?
I was awfully proud of it.

I suspect Ms. Cuthbert will be one of those few people that ages beautifully...at least as evidenced thus far.

I really had to pause and think about this in how it applies to me.

I wish, I just hate having to do personal tasks in a crowd.

Okay, this shit I don't get. To me, the gym is like the doctor's office; we're there because we HAVE to be, but I suspect most people given the option of being just as healthy NOT attending the gym would opt out of going to the gym.

I was/am the same way at public gyms.
I honestly just want to do my reps and space out on the bike or treadmill for an hour or so.

It's also a good way to scrape your boots off your boots.

DAT AX THOUGH...

You know what, if someone can design a chip that biodegrades and deactivates when the child turns 18, I'll invest in that.

Ahem, the SEC would like to have a word with you...

Okay, so I have major muscular dystrophy in the left side of my chest from an accident just shortly after I was born.

What are you, a terrorist?

I stick with the tried and trusted "HI ho, Kermit the Frog here...".

WTF, yeah I read that as 52 watts too, and my first thought was of the beginning of E.T. with the bright lights on the spacecraft.