Grandmother McFruitcakes used to wax lyrical about how every bastard in the world was likely an ex-smoker or ex-drinker.

I don’t mind sober people unless they spend their time judging us non-sober ones. Scott Baio is fucking insufferable about his sobriety.

“Starshell” is a stupid fucking name, it sounds like something a little girl obsessed with the Little Mermaid would call herself, and you’ve got to be one dumb broad to be mentored and produced by MARY J and then sleep with her do-nothing husband.

Christ. Why not add to the dumpster fire. She’ll be a great GOP candidate for whatever the fuck.

Buckle up, buckaroo!

Trump couldn’t have set the bar lower. He started giving errrryone ideas.

Caitlyn Jenner is not a hero, and whoever thought she was at some point fully ignored the fact that her transition was only in gender, not really an evolution of thought.

This is dumb. Take your star and get out.

It makes a lot of things make more sense actually.

has the person who wrote that sentence ever worn a fucking dress? her boobs are in no danger of falling out even if she decides to go sledding

Good for Caitlyn

Anyone else not surprised Scott Baio has a small dick?

Scott Baio is right, she brought her death upon herself from all her self-indulgent, ummm... stage 4 cancer ways.

E Online is worse then Daily Fail.

she proved that pregnancy couldn’t stop her from winning her 23rd Grand Slam! I don’t even know what a grand slam is but am certain it’s an incredible feat.

And that sentence has been changed to this:

They’ve very literally removed that last bit of the Ashley Graham link. I wonder if they realized they were dicks? hmm

Please slow down! I’m getting tired of all this winning! /s

Does he even have the legal authority to do this? Or can it be stopped in the courts?