fuck the entire concept of this is really bugging me and it totally shouldn’t

holy shit, that is offensive

1. Nissan R34 GT-R V-Spec II

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Eagles were liar cars.

I absolutely blame you.

No one gives a fuck about you.

we get it, we’re fat

Be still my heart.

I remember picking up an issue of (I think) SCC with this CR-X on the cover way back when. Glad to know it’s still turning heads... and possibly re-igniting my CR-X passion.

dat spoiler gets me evrytiem.

Modern? Are you serious? It looks like a bubble-era Ford Taurus.

I’m not wrong, you’re wrong.

Your move.

Champagne is for winners.

How does that make him an asshole?

I stopped playing when a patch killed my performance. I should check it back out and see if it’s been resolved, but the boredom is the other thing.

I hear they also have super-strict laws about what kind of engine and whatnot you can drive with certain licenses. And they’re super anti-hoon. Which I’m becoming slightly more okay with as I get older and older, but still. Rubs me the wrong way.

That’s a whole different article, though. I think we’d all be V8-crazy down under.

I think we’d have worried your account was compromised if you’d have posted anything else.

Edit: Just noticed the taillights. Nice touch.

Oh man I didn’t even know I wanted this to exist.

I want to eat that goddamn cover photo, R34 and all.

I think I like Stef’s idea the best. I’ve always wanted to tool around in a Ka. Or, really, a SportKa. They seem funsies.

Please cite a specific occasion where he’s been an asshole.