No, but setting up numerous education charities does. Paying for the Maverick’s own victory parade, rather than letting the city do it, that does.

I hope you realize how incredibly petty you sound by saying that his charity isn’t enough. It’s quite clear you don’t do any charitable work at all, because nobody that…

“DAE BILLIONARES ARE ALL ASSHOLES” — That guy.

Seriously, Cuban is a great guy, and his constant giving back to the city of Dallas is proof. He’s done a lot more to make the world a better place than some asshole shitposter on deadspin.

Cubes is an “asshole” that I agree with on most moments, and he’s the kind of asshole that actually gives back. He donated a million to the Dallas Police after the shooting. He’s set up a ton of education initiatives and does a lot of charity work, personally.

I get the feeling you’re not actually familiar with Cube’s…

As Murrican as it gets. Looks sharp in black. Can tackle any jerb. Won’t ruffle any feathers, but also won’t back down. Tough, but with a soft and chewy center. Been the sweetheart of America for over 40 years now.

This is the car version of Jeff Goldblum in “The Fly”.

It needs to be mercy-killed.

I may literally vomit.

Holy crap

Ehhh. Something about this seems misproportioned.

Follow the Golden Rule, bitches.

Just because they’re owned by FCA doesn’t make them European. FCA hasn’t influenced the design of the RAM at all, they’ve been deliberately hands-off. Even Sergio isn’t presumptive enough to think that Europeans are going to better understand the US truck market than the Americans who’ve been doing it for decades.

I’m going to put this delicately.

As an American who drives a Dodge truck himself (Against my will, I got a steal on one from a relative when I was down on my luck), you don’t know what they fuck you’re talking about. Import yourself a copy of Consumer Reports. See where Dodge trucks have ranked since ‘92. Hint: The…

Wasn’t this already posted on the front page like three days ago?

Edit: Perhaps not. Maybe it was an oppo post.

Shut up. You don’t buy an RS if that’s what you want.

Now excuse me, I have some EDM to blast while doing donuts in Mr McGregor’s front yard.

but unibody :(

This is like a real-life one of those “Cars from 2020" articles you used to read in Popular Mechanics in 1986.

I fucking love it. Even the silly color.

That’s exactly what they do now.

Uh, buddy... they’re consistently at the bottom of quality rankings since even before the FCA buyout.

Seriously, go pull up any year.

Exactly! And of all the American trucks they could have imported, they chose the one with the worst quality ratings. I thought ze Germans were always harping on about build quality?

(Yes, I’m biased, even though I’m actually driving a dodge truck at the moment.)

Yeah, I was wondering if he was referring to just the import fees alone, or if that’s the total price. That’s literally the exact range of the MSRP domestically.

I can’t tell if you’re making a (bad) joke or just didn’t watch the video.

They’re not going faster than 20mph, tops. It’s literally a parade.

What a pointless comment.

I’m pretty shocked to even hear that there’s 1,000 Rams in Europe. I didn’t even know we exported them.